I don’t spell “jerkwads” too often. I hope that’s right. This episode examines the thoughts of the commuter stuck on a packed train. Pretty much everyday if you’re on the TTC during rush hour. It can be pretty unpleasant….

This episode is maybe sorta depressing. What am I saying? They’re all pretty depressing if you think about it. But in this one, we think about the future, and it doesn’t look to bright.

This happens to me way too often. People start talking to me on the subway and I can’t hear them, or they have an accent, and it’s just super awkward. You try to play along but it gets tricky. The lesson: always wear headphones.

I feel for George Lucas sometimes. His fans just give him shit constantly. When he signed over his company to Disney, I think he had a lot he wanted to get off his chest. I hope that I covered it all in this video.

Huge credit to my brother Kevin for the concept and first draft of the script. He did a great job!

Every city has annoying radio DJs. Being forced to stare at posters of them can give one angry thoughts. Plus, How big do these baby strollers need to be? Seriously!?

So, Michael Vick (convicted dog killer and dogfighting ringmaster) recently got a new dog for his family. I understand he has turned over a new leaf, but I bet some of his old habits have stuck with him.

Ok, this is not a Kurttoon, but I think this is pretty cool. Not only did I do a bunch of animation for this funny cartoon, I am also the voice of Robbie, THE Teleporting Fat Guy. Thanks to the good folks at Smiley Guy Studio, Smosh and Shut Up! Cartoons for making this all happen. Enjoy!

Locking eyes with someone on the train can be a little startling. Having it happen a few times leads to a creepy kind of place…

I really do think that the sound of someone eating is the most disgusting sound that exists. I chew with my mouth open sometimes. It happens. But not on the train. People who do create a furious anger within…

I’m always very suspicious of empty seats on a train when others are standing. What’s wrong with these free seats? Those thoughts inspired this episode of Subway Thoughts.